It’s the little things that get me through the day.

I knew I’d been at the keyboard too much when Instead of typing “in accordance with departmental policy,” I wrote, “in accordance with the prophecy.”

I might leave it there. It’s in the middle of a massive legal document that absolutely nobody will read.

An Open Letter to My Dog After the Birth of my First Child | The Ugly Volvo

Dear Tig,
Here’s a list of things for which I want to apologize: